Green Monkey Grinder

Write the one-line verdict here — what it is and whether it’s worth it.

Grinder. Photography already shot — see media/Reviews/featured-square-green-monkey.jpg.

Fill in from your own notes while testing. The fields above drive the score
block, the specs table and the pros and cons list, so the page is mostly
built once they are set:

• review_score out of 10
• review_provenance — purchased, or supplied by the manufacturer. Say which.
• review_duration — how long you actually used it
• review_pros / review_cons — one per line
• review_verdict — the sentence that sits beside the score

Then this body carries the detail: what using it is like, what it does well,
where it falls down, and who it suits. Two or three hundred words is plenty.

Nothing here publishes until you set the status, which is deliberate — a
review is a claim that you used the thing.